Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were at the ballet. He suddenly started laughing. The wife asked, ‘Why?’ ‘I was just wondering what the audience would do if I suddenly jumped on the stage, grabbed one of the girls, threw her down and made violent love to her,’ he said.
The wife thought a little and began to laugh. He asked, ‘Why?’ ‘I was just thinking,’ she said, ‘what would you do if the audience gave you a standing ovation and screamed for an encore. If the audience screamed, “Once more!” what would you do?’