Jokes

Mulla was sitting in a station smoking when a woman came in, sitting beside him, remarked: “Sir if you were…

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes…

Life is a woman. Try to understand life and you will become a mess. Forget all about understanding. Just live…

A very holy man went into an optician's one day to order a new pair of spectacles. Behind the counter…

God is always joking. Look at your own life – it is a joke! Look at other people's lives, and…

What I am trying to show you is this: that we laugh only when there is some reason which is…

There is nowhere to go and nothing to attain. You are already there where you need to be. Seeking is…

One day Mulla Nasruddin's wife was running after him with a stick. To save himself he slipped underneath the bed.…

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your license…

When laughter comes out of silence you are not laughing at anybody's cost, you are simply laughing at the whole…

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her…

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully…

Little Ernie goes up to his father after school one day. "Dad," says Ernie, "the teacher started talking about Economics…

Before we enter into, not contemplation, but meditation, I don't want you to be serious. I am so against seriousness…

When the Goldbergs move to Rome, little Herschel comes home from his school in tears. He explains to his mother…

Boris Baablebrain, the clever lawyer, is pointing at he man in the dock. "And Miss Willing, is THIS the man,"…

A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes…

Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were at the ballet. He suddenly started laughing. The wife asked, 'Why?' 'I was just…

Angela Angelovitch, the greatest ballet dancer in living memory, is going to give her last performance. "Angela," says Petrov, her…

As three Ph.D.s were sitting restlessly in the hospital waiting room, a nurse rushed in and said to one of…

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord…

The guy asks in astonishment,"Why is "Divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me." The assistant answers, "Well,…

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,…

Hello, Bernie old pal!" greeted Charlie, somewhat potted. "Let's go into a bar and celebrate the cigar habit." What are…

A guy dies. He comes to an elevator and steps inside. He is dismayed to see that it is moving…

He is a modern man now and has moved into an appartment house in the city. After moving in, he…