Boris Baablebrain, the clever lawyer, is pointing at he man in the dock. “And Miss Willing, is THIS the man,” screams Boris, “Who you claim violated you, and took advantage of your beautiful, helpless, female body?” “Yes! Yes!” shouts Miss Willing, excitedly. “This is the man who did it to me!”
“And please tell the court,” continues Babblebrain, his nose in the air as he strides over to the jury,” just when did this carnal and erotically perverse act occur?” “Yes sir,” replies Miss Willing. “As I can remember, it was last June…and July, and August.”